In the sidebar of my Facebook page, for weeks on end, there was an ad for a nursing school that blared, "Nurses are in Urgent Need!"
After a while I couldn't stand it anymore, and I wondered in my profile: "Of what?"
Several people responded to my musing in exactly the way those of us in the naughty corner might respond. *cough* (you know who you are)
Oddly enough, after I wrote that, some editor apparently picked up on it and fixed the shoddy grammar so the ad then read something to the effect of, "Nurses Are In Short Supply." That's....somewhat better. The twitch over my right eye seems to have lessened by a little.
But this is serious, folks.
We urgently need scarves.
Or, This is URGENT: WE NEED SCARVES!
Or, scarves are urgently needed.
Or, there is a serious shortage of scarves.
Or, if you prefer, Scarves Are In Urgent Need!
Or rather, we are in dire need of scarves.
As of the unpackaging event held for the OFA last Saturday, the total number received stands at 1,287 scarves.
They need 3,000+
If you are able to eke out a scarf, or another scarf, before the December 15 deadline, (or even somewhere close to the deadline will be acceptable) I hope you will consider it. Remember the guidelines, but please don't be paralyzed into inaction by the guidelines. The goal is a nice, unisex scarf, and the preferred color is red BUT there are hundreds of shades that are unisex... just stay away from pink and lilac. And there are dozens of unisex designs... just stay away from the lace.
Here they are again: 5 to 8 inches wide, 60ish inches long. Unisex. Sport, DK, or worsted weight. (bulky or super-bulky will not fit into the shipping boxes)
Mail completed scarves to:
Orphan Foundation of America
The Red Scarf Project
21351 Gentry Drive
Sterling, VA 20166
I'm still working on my fourth -- the seed stitch one -- and I think I can probably get another one completed before the deadline. I will knit on mine all Thanksgiving Day, because I will be at my mom's house and I can't very well knit her sweater in her presence, now, can I? But I am IN SERIOUS NEED! (...of my friends coming forth and knitting scarves, and spreading the word to anyone you can think of who will make a lovely scarf to send in.)
Go read Gale's thoughtful post here. She's offering for you to STEAL! Steal her poster both for your blog and take it in to your local yarn store!
Thank you, everyone. I know you have done so much already, and I really appreciate it.
This photo is not exactly a non sequitur:
...but is a little skein of heaven that the fine folks at Fibre-Isle Fine Yarns in Prince Edward Island sent me so I could testify firsthand what wonderful stuff their two donated prizes are in the Red Scarf Fund fundraiser. It is bamboo-merino-bison laceweight. People. You want this. You can't have my skein -- there are limits to my altruism. But they donated TWO kits for the fundraiser which include this gorgeous yarn and a pattern and -- Well, here in this post is the full description. Go take a look at it again. (In fact, if you want to refresh your memory of all the wonderful prizes in the fundraiser, browse through this category.)
I don't even knit lace, but I'm going to with this one, I'll tell you. In fact, I might just cast on immediately. I know exactly the pattern I'm going to make in it -- Spiralucious. I bought that red yarn at the VT Sheep & Wool Festival to make it, but when I wound it up I was very disappointed -- it ranged from the lovely burnished red I saw in the skein, to many yards of hidden mauve that didn't even go with the red. God, how I hate space-dyed yarns. Trying to use that for that lovely pattern would completely obliterate the pattern, and honestly -- MAUVE with the red? No, no, no. Totally wrong. Fibre-Isle to the rescue! Thank you, Sylvie and Jacques!
And thank you again to all who are knitting scarves, have knitted scarves, and have donated to the fund. I am thankful for you all.
I am finishing scarf #3 this weekend and will be mailing out a box early next week! If my shoulder cooperates, there'll be another one sent separately...
Posted by: Gwen | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 03:00 AM
Damn you, Norma. I just got caught up with the court reporting work, received my two sets of Elann scarf packages and have several days off with nothing to do but clean the house for impending parental arrival, make two dishes for Thanksgiving and was looking forward to casting on something for me, me, me!
Fine. One sport-weight red scarf coming up, hopefully by the 15th.
Incidentally, why am I up at 12:22 a.m.? Overnight expedite of 232 pages of medical depos. 232 pages in half a day! Can you say slow the f*** down? Yeah, and video to boot. I deserve this damn ounce of scotch, thankyouverymuch. End rant.
Okay! So, after my little exhibit drop-off run tomorrow, I'll making side dishes and knitting a scarf apparently! And depositing checks and making another donation, because srsly, folks, the prizes are the bomb, the cause is wonderful and Norma, you continue to inspire me. Now enough hogging comment space and off to bed!
Posted by: Sunnyknitter aka Stephanie B. | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 03:26 AM
Hi Norma -
I have two red ones that just need the finishing done (trimming and weaving in the ends) and washed. I didn't realize that other colors were acceptable - I have several more non-red scarves that I will include. I probably will be able to get them in the mail on Monday.
Posted by: Kate | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 06:24 AM
I will be finishing scarf #5 this weekend - I will send them out before 12/15!
Posted by: Judy | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 06:28 AM
I've got a lace shawl for a Kiwanis raffle to finish and then I'll be knitting another red scarf. I do hope that the ones they have received are of wonderful quality.
Posted by: Carole | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 06:51 AM
I have a scarf done and ready to go, but I was waiting to send it until I could see if I have time to get another one done.
Posted by: Mujercita | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 07:03 AM
Cross my heart, I'll finish tomorrow!
Posted by: gayle | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 07:40 AM
I promise I'll get mine out this weekend. Have a good Thanksgiving, Norma!!
Posted by: CindyCindy | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 07:49 AM
I mailed off four scarves yesterday. Apparently we all need the threat of a deadline! I've got another one half-done but I found a mistake way back. I was saving it for next year, but I'll see if I can fix it and finish it this week.
Posted by: Tracey | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 08:07 AM
Make sure you check your gauge. The pattern calls for fingering and your yarn is 2-ply lace. I wasn't going to mention it but didn't want you to start, be disappointed and be put off of lace again.
Posted by: Viki | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 08:13 AM
Sigh. I have to keep my Palindrome slated for RS- I have ripped the house apart looking for the 4th ball that has gone awol. It won't make the required length without it. I called Knit Picks for another ball, but it's backordered until Christmas. More red balls in a different colorway are on their way.
Posted by: Manise | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 08:30 AM
Going to check what's in my stash now. You are very inspirational! Happy Thanksgiving to you, Norma. I'm thankful for your posts -- you make me smile!
Posted by: Kym | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 08:47 AM
I have two scarves finished - just need to pick up the gift cards I'm including in the package and it will be on its way this weekend.
Posted by: Rhonda from Baddeck | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 08:59 AM
Am I insane, or did you have links to several good scarf patterns? I'm working on one. I'm planning to crank out another. But I can't find a link to a good selection of unisex patterns. I bet I could figure out a solution to this with a little more coffee. (goes to get another cup of coffee)
Posted by: Joannah | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 09:38 AM
I have 2 scarves finished, was going to post them off next week BUT I will instead toss the stash for appropriate yarn and knit another scarf and post them off together. I have felted clogs for Bobby on the needles which I need to finish the knitting of (won't take terribly long). After that I'm all yours again :^)
Posted by: marianne | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 09:46 AM
Yes, there is a post (or 2) devoted to patterns. I'm away from my
computer right now, so the fastest way for me to tell you is to Google
unisex scarf patterns in my blog, or go to my Red Scarf Blog and
scroll down a few posts. It's in there too.
Posted by: Norma | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 09:53 AM
Okay, Norma, I'm in..... can't start knitting today because the kids and grandkids are already in the car, coming over the river and thru the woods to this Gram's house. (Too bad there's no snow to "chill the toes and bite the nose!" as over the fields they go-ooooooooh!)
But Friday my LYS is having a yarn sale, and so I'll support my local economy at the same time I'm supporting the OFA, and I'll feel very thankful that I have a family and friends, including blog friends like you. Happy Thanksgiving!
Barbara M.
Posted by: Barbara Meyers | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 10:40 AM
One is done waiting to be mailed. I will locate my half done corrugator and work on that one, too.
Posted by: Jean E. | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Oh Norma. I do not have time to knit another scarf. I am a slow knitter, and have several Christmas projects in dire jeopardy of being wrapped incomplete. Last night, I was grabbing an extra skein to take with me on our Thanksgiving trip, to finish a scarf for a local charity, and I saw, to my surprise, two leftover skeins of red yarn. I don't know what came over me, but that yarn is now in my bag as well. Are you practicing mind control???
Posted by: Robin | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 11:24 AM
I have just finished my scarf. Took forever to dry! I'll get it to the post office by Monday.
After this flurry of finishing and mailing, would you give us an update to see how many more scarves we need? Maybe I can finish another one.
Posted by: Pamela | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 11:48 AM
I read this and thought "Oh, I'm too slow a knitter to get one done by the deadline." Then I remembered: I've written over 41,000 words for NaNoWriMo so far this month. If I can do that, I can knit 60" of red scarf in two weeks. Of course I can. And I will.
Posted by: Beverly | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Wah! I was just going to start one, when a close relative begged for a pair of handknit socks for Christmas. *checks watch* CHRISTMAS!
Posted by: Erika | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 11:59 AM
I have one scarf waiting for me to trim the woven in ends, but I will see if I can make another one (though I'll mail this one first just to make sure they get it).
Posted by: Seanna Lea | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 12:36 PM
I'm knitting as fast I can!
*Less ravelry, more knitting* rep to end!
Posted by: SusanInStatenIsland | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 12:51 PM
I just asked the store I work at, The Yarn Barn in Connecticut (www.theyarnbarn.com) if she'd be a drop-off for the scarves so I could mail them out and she not only said yes, but is giving 10% off any yarn specifically being bought for Red Scarf project through December 11th (which is also the deadline to drop 'em off).
Posted by: Eklectika! | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 01:14 PM
I don't know if I'm alone in this, but I'm definitely a last-minute mailer. As of today, I have 3 completed scarves, one on needles, and another in the works. I'll definitely get 4 in the mail soon. The fifth... well, I'm hoping I'll finish it, too.
Posted by: Jenn | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 02:25 PM
I didn't know you were so short!! I saw this thanks to Anne Hanson's blog....I have got at least one I can send, maybe two!
Posted by: rohanknitter | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 03:22 PM
At least, I'm not alone in the naughty corner. ;^)
Must get to the post office with my scarf!
Posted by: Cookie | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 04:15 PM
Since I am stealth knitting a vest for one of my son's, I have my red scarves piled on top of the vest yarn - whenever the boy comes in the room, I drop the vest, pick up a red scarf and if he doesn't keep walking through on his way to the refrigerator for a snack, I'll have three scarves finished and a vest that looks like a tube top.
Posted by: joan | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 04:56 PM
I've sent one, have another mostly finished and hope to have a third done by the deadline. Looks like a lot of people will be coming through in the nick of time!
Posted by: Laurie | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 05:35 PM
And here I had assumed all along that there would be an overflow of scarves as in years past. I actually have a striped red scarf all finished and ready to go, and I'll cast on for a second one this weekend. Thank you for the very timely reminder.
Posted by: Laura | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 05:43 PM
Delurking to tell you that I put the call out to faculty members who knit, to a few knitting students, and to my knit group. I also hit the LYS on my way home and purchased yarn for four. Time to cast on! Enjoy your holiday!
Posted by: jill | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 06:04 PM
my box should be there by now
i sent it priority just in case
happy thanks giveing to one and all
good night mrs calabash
Posted by: elizabeth a airhart | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 08:13 PM
Mine went out last Friday, so there's at least one more for the bunch. I have an insane couple of weeks coming up, but they will partly feature a fair amount of sitting around and waiting. I will see if I can conjure up another scarf by the deadline.
Posted by: Jenn C. | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 11:18 PM
I have one more skein of yarn for my red scarf (Irish Hiking Scarf) and should have it done real soon. So that's one more for the list. Thanks for doing what you do!
Posted by: Kathode Ray Tube | Sunday, November 29, 2009 at 10:58 AM