Yesterday Alpha gave me a marrow bone, but she took it from the freezer. Which... you know... meant it was FREEEEEEEEEZING for my mouth and my teeth. I tried to ask her to warm it up a bit for me, but she just ignored me, saying she had to get to work. (Offshore medical schools don't observe American holidays, ya know.)
So I thought and I thought, "How am I going to make this thing warm enough that I can chew on it without hurting my teeth?"
Then I remembered: My heated bed!
I brought it there and left it for a while, until it was nice and room-temperature. And then, when it was all nice and ready, I chewed it and chewed it, and ate all the delicious organically raised beef marrow out of it.
Alpha says she is starting to get afraid of me coz I'm too smart. But why, exactly, is that news? What did she think?!