I guess Alpha has finally forgiven me for That Skunk Incident. Either that, or it's true what they say about Love Conquers All, because last night she brought me home a new toy.
And I LOVVVVVVVVVVVE my new toy more than all my other toys combined. Well, for now -- that is to say, this exact moment in time -- anyway.
This is my favorite way to play with all my toys. I drop it on the first step. And I stare at it intently and I wait for it to move.
I start all over again.
I guess I have no choice but to believe her.