1. I got a big kick out of this, given my recent smartphone inquiries:
For those who don't know, and if this was not obvious (it distresses me that I have had to explain this to more than one person recently), The Onion is spoof news, not real.
2. Donald Trump is a sleazy idiot and a joke, and why is anybody -- ANYBODY -- listening to his tripe?
.... Love this piece by Gail Collins.