Was walking down Main Street on the way to a restaurant last night, when I saw this:
"Rip your car? No problem; we'll just sew it up for you!"
Only thing that would have been better is if those had been knitting stitches.
P.S. I know you are alarmed. Mr. Jefferies and I both forgot that yesterday was Tuesday. Hell, we even forgot it was a day! We did not really intend for the blog to be dark yesterday, but somehow or another we got too busy or distracted or something. So here is a gratis Mr. Jefferies picture, taken by Mindy on the Hipstamatic camera at Jenn's party, just in case the sewn-up car isn't enough for today.