When it comes to buying wine, I make no pretenses: I don't know what I'm doing. My number one priority is a cool label or a catchy name. Trailer Trash R Us, pretty much.
I got so much mileage out of the little black dress I wore the other day, and this label says something on the back to the effect of "classic; goes with everything," just like the kind of LBD you wear, and it says it's from France, you know. So what could be bad?
And the one about the goats... well. We're fiber people, right? And the name is a word play on Côtes du Rhône. That company also has a wine called Bored Doe.
Don't judge me.