Does Anyone Else Hate Photo Sessions As Much As I Do? Out-Takes and A Contest

1. What the? I promise you, I was not barfing in the sap bucket.  However, I do NOT remember doing this and have absolutely NO idea what I WAS doing. Sigh.

2.  So apparently here I am having a conversation with Hank.  Let's have some contest fun.  Fill in the speech bubbles, or make a caption:

 

Comments

[Cathy-Cate]

Norma:
So does this sweater look blue or green to you?

Hank:
How the hell can I tell, I can't see a damn thing!

[Cindy (maxfun)]

Norma: I think the photographer is kinda hot, don't you?
Hank: Oh no! The voices are back again! ARGH, I can't look!

[JudithNYC]

Norma: I am too sexy for my Lovat, too sexy by far.

Hank: That's what she said.

[gayle]

Norma: Psst. I lied. I *did* barf in the sap bucket.

Hank: Me, too.

[Carole]

Norma: Now look, we just have to pose for some photos. I promised the blog.
Hank: Jesus H. Christ. Aren't you over that blog thing yet?

[jane]

Norma: Is it time to plant the garden?

Hank: What color is that?

[Anne]

Norma: Hank, I need another cruise - can you set me up with a nicely priced one?

Hank: Of course, ma chere'; that's the good news. The bad news is I'm the new cabana boy. Drinks anyone?

[ann]

Norma:Don't you think the color is just ME. Like wow!
Hank:Wtf, woman, my hat is over my eyes, no more ginger vodka. I dont f-in care what color it is!

LOL love the barf bucket......have some more ginger vodka.

[Katya]

Norma: Ooh, I really like how the cardigan turned out.
Hank: Say, Norma, you couldn't knit me a hat, cos' I can't see a thing in this one.

[marie in florida]

Norma: who helped you make that hat?
Hank: the ladies at Hanks Yarn and Fiber, who else?

had to pimp my LYS:

http://hanksyarn.blogspot.com/

[ann]

Norma: Do you think anyone else will find the ginger vodka in the syrup bucket?
Hank: Oh,my head!!! Is that what I put on my pancakes.

[Judy]

and you were worried it would fit?? looks perfect.

[lisa]

Norma: I think she's just looking to see how much sap flowed into the bucket.
Hank: Don't be daft, she's showing off her arse.

Norma: Hank, you're a lucky boy to be sitting up here on the bench.
Hank: Yeah, I guess, but boy is Minerva going to be pissed when she finally thows out of that snowbank.

Norma (whose drink is hidden in her left hand and who does not see Hank): Wow my yard is getting interesting, do I see little gnomes coming out of the frozen snowbanks?
Hank: Hide you silly gits, she sees you! I just gotta dump this bit of potion into her drink.

[Kathy]

Norma: "Thank GAWD for that sap bucket -- too much wine last night."

Hank: "Don't worry, I've done worse, honey."

[Leslie]

Norma: Do these jeans make my ass look big when I bend over?

Hank: What the hell? Just because I have a lantern do I look like Diogenes? Of course not!

[Collette]

Norma: No, we were just sitting here, and anyways, what's it to ya?
Hank: Sure, never good enough to acknowledge but good enough to make out with. Grumble, grumble.

[Joannah]

Hank: Nice sweater!
Norma: What color does it look like to you?
Hank: Black? In strong sunlight, maybe red?

[--Deb]

What do you think they're thinking out there?

Out where? You've been hitting the sap bucket again, haven't you?

[Cheryl S.]

I can't think of a thing, but I'm still in hysterics over Gayle's and Cathy-Cate's captions.

[gale (she shoots sheep shots)]

What Gayle said!LOL

[sandy]

Just when I think I hate people, I come here and love everyone! :D

Hank: If you are not going to wear that scarf, can you please wrap it around my stone cold neck?

Norma: Dream on, Gnome. No knits for you!

(It's obvious I need some caffeine)

[kmkat]

N: Blah blah blah yarn blah blah knit blah blah hottie blah blah sweater blah.

H: WhatEVER. Get this frickin' hat off me, will ya?

[marissa]

Norma:I just love this sweater! I'm really happy with how it came out.
Gnome: Crazy lady, you say that every time. You'll be out here tomorrow with another one, freezing your butt off, saying the same thing. Knitters!

[Mary Beth]

Norma: I love wool, and I love this sweater.
Gnome: Then why did you knit my hat with superwash wool? I can't see a thing!

[Jan]

Norma: How do you like my sweater, Hank?
Hank: How fast do you think I can get those buttons undone?

[Miriam]

I edited the picture with my captions :)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mimsical/3376466824/

[Cookie]

Norma: Is that more paparazzi coming up the driveway? That tall guy is kinda cute...

Hank: Who? Where? I can't see anything in this damn hat!

[Kristen]

I think Anne wins this one, but everyone is pretty clever! Except me. I'm all out of clever at the moment.

[marianne]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! dashing off to keep my pants dry.

[Jane]

I don't have a caption, but you look fabulous in that sweater!

[Lindy in Australia]

Norma: Ooohhh, Hanky, this sweater feels sooooo good next to my skin... I'm
getting very hot...If only you were a real man...
Hank: Kiss me girly, and I'll show you what I got!

[Marilyn]

Norma: You know, Hank, I really need to get a photographer that doesn't take pictures that make me look goofy.

Hank: You got that right, Babe!

[anne]

norma: NO hank, i won't unbutton the top 3 or 4 buttons and NO i do not consider the results of doing so "getting lucky"
gnome (to hank): i've got a gret view of her butt from MY angle.

[Nora]

Norma: Hurry up with the camera, already. I have to pee.

Hank: Does this hat make my butt look big?

[Vicki]

OMG, Mim's cracked me up yesterday when I saw it float by on my Flickr stream -- and still does today. Hil.ar.i.ous. I'm all out of clever myself.
; )

[Nicole]

Norma: I bet you wish you had a new sweater, don't you?
Hank: Only if it's green... I've had enough of this blue.