I had written a diatribe about how much I abhor Larry Kudlow and his disgusting strident voice and wishing that Larry would choke on Ann Coulter's bulimic ass, but then I watched The Daily Show and The Colbert Report and I got so cheered up that I deleted it.
Never mind.
But if, hypothetically, Larry Kudlow were to choke on Ann Coulter's bony ass....
...Or even better, Bill O'Reilly were to get caught in ...
Never mind.
Cheerful. Cheerful.
Testing the commenting waters...
Posted by: Emma | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 04:58 AM
I'd be a bit afraid too, if I were you, Emma!~ (just kidding - ducks and runs...)
Posted by: nat | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 06:06 AM
This whole post just made my day. Cheerful cheerful!
Posted by: Heather | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 07:27 AM
I would have enjoyed your diatribe. And, the mental pic of Larry and Ann. Thank you;-)
Posted by: cindycindy | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 07:36 AM
Those two always cheer me up! Stewart & Colbert--not the wackjob and her band of jerky wingnuts.
Posted by: kellys | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 08:06 AM
Though we regret missing the diatribe, we're just happy you're happy!
Cheerful, cheerful, indeed. 8)
Personally, I like to picture Ann Coulter with simultaneous Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and laryngitis. Do you think she would explode?
Posted by: gayle | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 08:40 AM
Yes, the gag reflex kicks in every time I hear that obnoxious man!
Posted by: Patti | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 09:03 AM
Who?
Signed Happy in Inversionland.
Posted by: margene | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 09:52 AM
Is Martha Stewart in the picture here anywhere? Hey where are you off to, wearing those sexy bathing suits? Tanning salon downtown burlington? LMAO!!!
Posted by: Ann | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 10:14 AM
Could we wish for some painful skin leisions on said bony ass before he chokes on it?
Very cheerful here!
Posted by: Nora | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 10:24 AM
cindycindy took the words right outta my mouth!
Posted by: marianne | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Made ME laugh!
Posted by: Andi | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 11:15 AM
That would just be a start, right? Because my list is much longer than that.
Posted by: Cookie | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 12:29 PM
I just don't get how reasonable people manage to stay calm when confronted with such individuals. Don't get me started on Rush...
Posted by: Kristen | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 12:44 PM
I don't get the hate. Personally, I disagree with Colbert and agree more often than not with Coulter, but I don't hate Colbert, I just disagree with his point of view.
I guess "reasonable" is in the eye of the beholder.
Posted by: Toni | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 01:01 PM
I don't watch TV, so I can really only guess at what you're talking about, but I sure am laughing!
Posted by: Katie B. | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 01:55 PM
Great post! *lol*
Posted by: Walden | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 03:10 PM
I have yet to achieve bathing suit nirvana... I also LOVE a tankini, but need a long one. And I've found they offer less booby support, so I often wear an old bra under them, not caring if the straps show. So sadly for me, Lands' End has stopped carrying the long size tankini... I've come to the realization that in order to not feel like a total freak of nature (given how most clothes do not fit well), I need a personal tailor. Now to find one...
Posted by: lisa | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 04:16 PM
Ha ha ha,,, you sound just like Keith Olbermann, is he a cousin or something? thank you for the laugh!
Posted by: Rachel | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 06:38 PM
have a drink and a nap
Posted by: elizabeth a airhart | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 08:39 PM
I just wonder if it is possible to disagree with Norma! I am a DINO and I spend all day every day at work not at captioning but compiling all the forms that are necessary to operate a small business in NYS and believe me most of what I compile is unnecessary but to be in "compliance with all regulations" my very small business dedicates my salary to these regulations. In all my years of compliance I have been questioned and fined 4 time. In every instance after even more forms were completed, the NYS agency was in error. Now I have even been fined by the Feds and once again it was an error by the government agency. I collect an amazing amount of tax dollars for the Federal and state agencies for no compensation and watch in disbelief as President Obama's selection for Treasury is at best less aware of tax liabilty than I am expected to be. Great real folks it's not all so black and white!
Posted by: Kathy | Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Oh YES! I agree!
(((hugs)))
Posted by: Knitnana | Friday, January 23, 2009 at 09:59 AM