2 droppers full of homemade Motherwort Double Tincture,
Washed down with a large glass of merlot.
Add Gold Hill Lorna's Laces Shepherd Sock Yarn from two kooky friends
And a splash of Ribby Mission Falls Wool.
Mix well and serve at room temperature.
Guaranteed effective! No unpleasant side effects!
*Also good for worms, catarrh, malaise, women's maladies, cocaine addiction, sleep disturbances, spots, ingrown toenails, and erectile dysfunction.
Spots? What kind of spots? Not that i have spots or anything.
Posted by: Lauren | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 12:32 AM
hehehehehe, funny :)....now, I can go to bed smiling, lol.
Posted by: Isela | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 02:42 AM
Sounds like the perfect remedy. So, what's the plan for the Gold Hill (and don't say "socks" smarty!)
Posted by: Kathy | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 05:43 AM
Hmmmm. That will work to get rid of annoying people? THAT is a must need!
:)
gold hill. Heh!
Posted by: sandy | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 06:24 AM
I'm kinda betting on the merlot...
The LL too. That has to help.
Posted by: Lee Ann | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 06:39 AM
sounds like the whole thing should be packaged up and sold as a kit - the perfect remedy.
Posted by: Cassie | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 07:17 AM
nothing like a little whining to get what you want, huh?
As for what to do with the LL, you DO have a new sock book. Remember? Cuz you love knitting socks so much.
Posted by: Carole | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 07:39 AM
they don't call me dr. c for nothing....
Posted by: Cara | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 07:47 AM
Hmmm......you've got better friends than I do....Hmmmpffff!
Posted by: Kim | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 07:50 AM
Bwahahaha! What a perfect start to my day... thanks Norma!
Posted by: Kae | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 08:59 AM
Well, missy. How would you know about the E.D.?
Posted by: claudia | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 09:15 AM
How can I get some Homemade Motherwort Double Tincture? I have all those things and need help. Help!
Posted by: adelaide | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 09:32 AM
You're gonna get some interesting Google searches, that's for sure. :-)
Posted by: Beth S. | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 10:01 AM
Are ya havin' problems with the erectile dysfunction, Norma? Really?
Posted by: Kathy | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 10:48 AM
I think I need the same today. The trainer kicked me arse.
Posted by: margene | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 11:02 AM
so you're going for it with the Ribby then! do tell!!
Posted by: gaile | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 11:55 AM
I get spam that looks curiously like this blog post...
Posted by: June | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 12:55 PM
Wow! Women's maladies and erectile dysfunction. Must be some powerful stuff. (And woe to the person who needs it to cure both!) ;)
Posted by: Tish | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 01:11 PM
To follow June's comment:
... including the bizarro spelling. I wonder how long it will be before I get "WiCKed SperYtis" as a subject line in a spam message.
Motherwort sounds fabulous right about now. How is it for the not-hungover-but-clearly-drank-too-much syndrome? I'm asking for...a friend.
Posted by: Em | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 01:11 PM
Back to say I LOVE that I'm the kooky one!
Posted by: Cara | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 02:18 PM
Will it convince my three-year-old to cooperate?
Posted by: liz | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 03:28 PM
Hey Norma!! Any plans which day(s) you're planning to be at the Essex Fairgrounds this weekend?
Posted by: Amy | Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 11:35 PM
are you going to the sale tomorrow at kALIEDASCOPE. I am getting there at 7 am with my McDonald s and knitting. See ya there!2
Posted by: ann | Friday, September 30, 2005 at 05:55 PM
Sounds like the perfect Rx. Let me know if you decide to package it up for sale! 'Cause I'm down with obtaining the cure for annoying people!
Posted by: Tam | Friday, September 30, 2005 at 09:42 PM