2 droppers full of homemade Motherwort Double Tincture,
Washed down with a large glass of merlot.
And a splash of Ribby Mission Falls Wool.
Mix well and serve at room temperature.
Guaranteed effective! No unpleasant side effects!
*Also good for worms, catarrh, malaise, women's maladies, cocaine addiction, sleep disturbances, spots, ingrown toenails, and erectile dysfunction.